Many lay claim to be Welsh currently. Here's the ultimate test:
How Welsh Are You Truly?
Many folk are declaring themselves Welsh currently. But this definitive test, created by Heulwen Talfarn Llewelyn and Iolo Walford Cystanog, will sort out you true Taffs from impostors. You're croeso.
Instructional Video available: How to be Welsh
http://maker.fyinetwork.co.uk/my,32055-How-To-Be-Welsh-Euro-2016-Celebration
Total Taff
You have veins where music, poetry, drink, sentimentality, verve and excessive wordiness swirl together to make you total Taff.
You never leave the house without rain protection, never go to a social event without a drink beforehand and never anticipate people's baser motives.
You have enthusiasm, soul and by god, you can make a noise in a crowd...
Instructional Video available for friends who want to be Welsh:
http://maker.fyinetwork.co.uk/my,32055-How-To-Be-Welsh-Euro-2016-Celebration
Wannabe Taff
You may be English or from another nation, and wish you could share in the collective spirit and soul of the Welsh.
As Welsh people are very friendly, we will probably let you become Welsh.
You will pass yourself off as Welsh by saying 'Alright butt?', removing 90% of your inhibitions and psychological boundaries and remembering that any problem in the world can be helped by bursting into song.
Instructional Video to help you become Welsh:
http://maker.fyinetwork.co.uk/my,32055-How-To-Be-Welsh-Euro-2016-Celebration
What do you do at a bus stop in Wales?
Check your phone
Look out for the bus
Immediately strike up a conversation with whoever else is there
If you are tamping, what does it mean?
You're mad angry
It's a Welsh way of typing, but with extra energy
It's a Welsh alternative therapy, involved being tapped vigorously on the nose
Which rule of Welsh etiquette must never be violated?
You treat everyone else
Everyone else treats you
Never attend a social event without having a drink beforehand
What is cawl?
A chicken
Soup made from meat, bones and vegetables
A jumper
What do Welsh Mams make sure their children never leave home without?
Some cash
A mac, meaning raincoat and short for mackintosh - nothing to do with Apple
Nit free hair
How often do you cry?
Once a year
Once a month
Every five minutes
Whose coat is that jacket?
It must be yours
It must be mine
No butt, it's collectively owned, a communal garment, to be used as and when required...
Done
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